So much for that conversation

So this morning I walk into work and the girl at the reception desk says to me- sad, the Bronco’s live mascot died yesterday. I kind of looked at her blankly and said um, I didn’t even know the Broncos had a live mascot. She says yeah, you know the white horse that’s always prancing around during games? I said um, I’ve never actually watched a Broncos game, actually.